Well, I’ve been trying for a couple of years now to become rich and famous. However, the knitting blog/foodie/rant thing is not leading to the big cash grab that I had hoped.
So, I’m going to take another tack. I’ve decided to run for President of the United States.
“President Brouhaha” has a nice ring to it, no? (I actually prefer “The Right Honourable Brouhaha” but I figure the perqs and benefits are better with the top gig south of the border).
And I think JJ would make a stunning First Man, don’t you?
Besides, if Paris Hilton can do it… so can I!!!
I mean, what does SHE…
…have that I don’t have to electrify an entire nation?
Yeah yeah yeah… huge breasts, blonde hair, and billions of dollars. Not to mention a folding lawn lounger. I know, I know. But surely that kind of thing is passe, no?!?
And besides, anyone can become a blonde:
Hey, do you think Paris was born with that colour of hair? Come on. If you’re that gullible, can I count on your vote in November? Because I’m, like, you know, ready to lead too, eh?!
Oh, that reminds me. Oops. I forgot that I’m not an American citizen -so I guess I can’t run for prez after all.
So much for that bright idea. I guess it’s back to the day job now.
12 thoughts on “Vote Brouhaha 2008!”
Yeah, Prez Brouhaha! You would probably do better than anything/anyone else running!!! lol
Paris Hilton…a complete bimbo. What is the fascination with her? She’s an airhead! But she does some naughty thing and guys are suckers for that!
If Ahnold (the right honourable governor of California) has it his way, you could run for president! You’d totally kick his a$$ too!
Geez, if you’ve got to wear shoes with your leopard print swimsuit, shouldn’t they be flip-flops or maybe something a little more aquatic? Crocs? Lordy. How embarassing.
I dunno…….how much is my vote worth to you?
There you go again with that wig…that thing freaks me out!! 🙂
I’d vote for you. If, you know, I could vote in an American election. But apart from that minor technicality you have my support. (Although I make it a point never to donate to any political party or candidate.)(So apart from actually voting for you, or providing financial support I’m there for you.)
(Errrrr…I should mention I’m afraid of dogs so I won’t do any door to door campaigning either.)
Ya know, I think you would make a fabulous president. A knitterly president could set a great example!
Hey, if you could run & I could vote you’d totally be The Prez.
You’d be guaranteed to get the female vote, the JJ vote, the blonde wig vote, and the totally bonkers vote (the totally bonkers vote being the decider)!
Hope your new job is going well, hen!?
I’d vote for you too if you could run.
It would certainly make the race more interesting…
I’d vote for you. Well, actually, I dunno, we haven’t had a lengthy chat about economics or foreign policy. But you could at least borrow one of our lounge chairs. Even if they are wood and not really that loungy. They’re good for smoking and beer-drinking, and surely that counts for something.
I’m so far behind, I’m in the rear.
I would vote for you, but I want free drinks on Fridays, and maybe cheese, yes, probably cheese on Fridays too.