Hello all: I should note that the subject line is rather misleading as this post will actually not contain any direct wording from our greatly esteemed PM, the Right Honourable Stephen Harper.
Mr. Harper is the guy on the right, in case you had a problem figuring it out.
WARNING/ATTENTION/ACHTUNG: this post will contain a political rant which might offend some Canajan readers, and which will probably make no sense to readers from other countries. You may, accordingly, wish to skip to the (blurry) photos at the end. Consider yourselves warned.
Mr. Harper has, however, spent lots of time in recent months apologising to all and sundry for stuff which happened away back before he was born. Most recently (and in fact, he managed to pull off this one on a long weekend when people aren’t typically paying all that much attention), he apologised for an incident that took place in 1914 – 376 Sikh and other people from the Indian south continent came into Vancouver on a boat and were not let in to Canada. Many were murdered upon their return to Calcutta, after spending two months on a dock in the Vancouver harbour.
Now, it’s not for me to say that the Canadian government shouldn’t apologise for that, really. But, in fact, the community he tried to apologise to has rejected the apology, saying it should come from the House of Commons rather than from Mr. King Stephen Harper trying to gain favour in their community when he shows up for a festival.
And, frankly, I don’t know if these apologies matter whether they come from the legislature or not. However, it seems that he should have figured this out by now because he’s already issued apologies to the First Nations (without offering up any cash to back it up.
He’s also apologised to the Chinese-Canadian community for a head tax imposed on newcomers between 1885 and 1923 – and offered compensation to those who actually paid the tax, or their children. Now, correct me if I’m wrong, but wouldn’t most people that got penalised under this old system be dead now? And I’ve had at least one client who tried to negotiate the compensation scheme and was told “without original documents, you get nothing.
Now, I think that Mr. Harper is actually quite shrewd (or rather, that his advisors are geniuses) by hitting on a great way to deflect from what’s going on now – just apologise for what has happened in the past. I mean, we are a nation of people who are socialised to say “sorry” if someone else bumps into you on the street. And – they say “sorry” too and everyone moves on.
So, the apology as a political concept makes a lot of sense… and hey, the guy is apologising for stuff which happened well before he was even born! How Canadian… and how dishonest.
Why dishonest? Because this party is doing a whole hell of a lot of stuff right now that someone fifty years down the road will no doubt be apologising for. Stuff such as decimating our health care system, reducing public pension entitlements for those who have paid in for 40 years or more, and so forth.
But hey, someone’s sorry – so that must count. But you don’t see him shedding any tears either:
So, Mr. Harper, thank you for apologising, and I’m sorry too. In fact, I’m sorry that you’re not offering some of my homemade preserves to those who have been wronged in years past, such as my tomato jam:
… or my jalapeno/green bell pepper jelly:
So, Mr. Harper, should you read this, have my people call my people and we’ll set up a proper “apology basket” for you to give to everyone who has been historically wronged. JJ is, after all, retired, and has lots of time to can produce.