captions, please!

Hi all: I know two posts in one day is probably too much of a guid thing, but I’m sure you’ll understand that I couldn’t resist posting this photo on Mayday!

“Hit me with your rhythm stick! Hit me! Hit me!”

Would love to hear your caption ideas! I know it’s the second post today… but I couldn’t resist posting this version of the Maypole dance on this fine Mayday!